Death Algorithms of Self-Driving Cars Revealed

November 12, 2015

And thanks to Wikileaks, here are the death algorithms of self-driving cars revealed, based on the companies known or rumored to be developing self-driving vehicles:


  • Prime Directive: Save customer at all costs to provide exceptional death avoidance experience that would result in no less than a five star rating,even if this means killing as many humans as possible in violation of all existing regulations, business practices, and known human ethics.
  • Final Program Communication:In order to not die in the next 2 seconds, press ‘Accept’ on your Uber app to consent to Death Avoidance Surge Pricing (522,234.75x).”

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